Men are dogs! I know, hear me out...

Every woman, in some point in her life, says that men are dogs. I know it's been over played. But hear me out. I'm not in a rant that men are dogs and are stupid. Nope, just that you should be aware of what you are getting into when you decide to share your life with a man and know how to react when they shit on your carpet. Here's one example, in order for you to get exactly what you want from a man, you have to look them in the eye and tell them exactly what you want. Just like training a dog, you don't ask them, “it would be nice if you sat”. You say, “sit” and they do it. Just like guys. You have to be direct or they don't do it. I know that sounds oversimplifying, but it's true. And you have to know how to pick your breed.

Guys are all different, just like dogs have different breeds. You've got your Chihuahua, he's small and cute. Great to curl up with and you have a great time alone at home. But the minute you take him out, he nips at other dogs, puffs up his chest and craps in your purse. Not fun and you could classify this guy as someone who is unsure of himself and hates it when you wear heels. Now you've got the Beagle. The Beagle is a great guy. He's loyal, dependable and great to curl up with. But the Beagle can be boring if you don't like lazing around the house playing video games. The Husky on the other hand is ideal. The Husky is handsome, loyal, obedient, and manly. You can take a Husky anywhere and he'll be the best dog on the block. Everyone loves a Husky! But, then you've got the allure of the Wolf. He's wild, mysterious, dark and everyone wants to have a Wolf by her side. The only thing is everyone loves the idea of having a sexy Wolf, until they maul you. You get no sympathy when you get mauled by a Wolf because all your friends say, “ you were messing with a Wolf, no wonder you're missing your hand”.

My ideal would be a Husky Wolf mix. For now, I will hang with the Huskys and Wolfs, but keep my guard up. We'll see which one I can break first... Sit, Wolf, Sit...