Okay, I don’t usually get on a soapbox and tell people how to live their lives. I’m just not that kind of person who goes around judging people thinking I am hot shit. But… What is with the pregnant 13 year olds on Maury? I just can’t get over ‘em. I love watching these train wrecks, because it doesn’t matter what kind of crap I am dealing with in my daily life, I am not that far up shit creek. But then I think about those sad kids, those kids are screwed.
I believe we are all dealt cards when we are born. Some have great cards and some are dealt with the worst cards ever. Now, it is our duty, as capable human beings, to trade your cards up to make yourself better. And as a parent, your job is to try your hardest to have your cards in order before you go and bring in a new human around here. This is all to make sure you don’t bring a brand spanking new serial killer into the world. Which apparently, these 13 year olds on Maury, have never thought about this or about anything at all.
Now, just think, if you found out that you were the product of your mother having unprotected sex with a dude she just met for a cheeseburger. I am not making this up! It was one of these stories on Maury! You would probably question the judgment of your mother wouldn’t you? And of course…. just how good what this cheeseburger?
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