You must understand that bees SUCK! I hate them, they mess up everything, they are the only bug that you jump outta’ the way of. I especially hate those big assed bumblebees. Now they can go straight back to Hell! Not only was I stung right in the middle of the hand by one of these bumblebees when I was a child, but one tried to mess up my order at Taco Bell with my friend Maria.
Maria and I were inseparable! We did everything together in high school including almost getting killed by a bumblebee. We were doing what we do best in a small town like Davison, we were skipping class and makin’ a run for the boarder. We were maneuvering the skinny Taco Bell drive-thru in her big ass maroon Buick named Bertha making our way to the speaker. Maria rolled down the window and started her order. This apparently angered a huge bumblebee. It probably didn’t help that we were making fun of those bastards just a few minutes ago, but anyway.
She was ordering when out of know where, this bumblebee from hell came flying into Bertha! Here’s the dramatic re-enactment:
Taco Bell Guy: “Can I take your order?”
Maria: “Yah, can I get a taco supre---EEEEEEEMMMM! AH!
Me: “What the hell?!?!?!”
Maria: “ BEE! BEE! BEE!”
Me: “ SHIT!”
I fumbled for the door to let the pissed off bee out, and flung it open. The bumblebee flew out of our lives, but I think I could hear in laughing maniacally. Bumblebees are bastards….
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